SMITH magazine is asking readers to write a six word memoir on various topics, so I decided to create a few on Celiac Disease (the negative and the positive).
The Negative:
No gluten ever, all your life
Your gut is a war zone
No wheat, rye, barley or fun
Headaches, cramping, and a smelly bathroom
The Positive:
Eating whole foods is better anyway
Like your body – you get stronger!
You can still eat Snickers bars
Can’t eat entire box of Poptarts
Those are mine. What six words would you use to describe Celiac Disease?
Gluten Free? Gimme Three! 
Gluten gluten, everywhere – except in me.
Love it!
THE NEGATIVE
owww my tummy it hurts bad
I pooped on him during sex
THE POSITIVE
it turns out he liked it
I nearly spit out my coffee reading this. Hilarious!